Wednesday, June 13, 2012

...on Facebook no no's

I have no idea what brought this on but I was thinking earlier today about certain status updates on Facebook that just make me want to scream.  I'm sure everyone has their own special list so I thought today I would share mine.

5.  Yay!  My baby is five days old and he is already sleeping through the night!
      -Well, while I am very happy for you and your sleeping child, for those of us whose children did not sleep through the night until 10 months-it's not so encouraging.
4.  Well, hello pre-pregnancy jeans-and my baby is only five days old!
     -Again, very excited for you but also kind of disliking you at the same time.  I'm pretty sure I forced my pre-pregnancy jeans at three months and most of the time left them unbuttoned.
3.  My boo sent these flowers to me at work (picture included) for our one week anniversary!  Awwwwwwwww, he is the best!
      -So, so many things wrong with this one.  I mean, "boo"?  Really?  Do people really talk like that?
2.  Ugh!  So frustrated!
     -Ok people-apparently there is a term for these oh so annoying posts.  Vaguebooking.  Clearly you are wanting people to ask you what is going on so why don't you just come out and say it already?  Don't want people to know?  Don't post it!
1.  Woot Woot!
     -I feel this one needs no explanation.

So there you have it!  What are yours?  Come on, you know you have one...or two.  Or, maybe you have better things to do in your day then stew over annoying Facebook posts.


  1. hah.. this made my morning. Thank you for saying this "out loud".. most of them I think.. often. Ok every time I'm on Facebook! :) #4 especially combined with #5 makes me want to stab someone! :)

  2. These made me laugh! I despise the sleeping and the "I left the hospital in my pre-pregnancy jeans" ;) Pretty sure I havent fit in pre pregnancy jeans in almost 3 years! ha! I also dont like all the pictures people take of themselves making smoooshy lips or whatever it is .. the want to be sexy thing if you know what Im talking about. ha love yall and glad adams race went well!!!!